Adrienne Maria Vrettos
Adrienne Vrettos: Revealed!
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Well, my motto is Be Here Now. But I've taking my new my main character's motto for a test drive. "I'm Gigi Lane and you wish you were me." I think it's really helping my confidence!
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who make noises when they eat bananas.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Ramon Quimby (because it takes guts to be a little kid) Lyra Silvertongue (because it takes guts to be a little kid AND save the world)
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I LOVE LOVE LOVE being a writer but, if I were forced to chose another profession under penalty of having my pinkie toes nibbled off by mice, I would still choose writer. Who needs pinkie toes anyway? However, if I was forced to either choose another profession and never being able to watch Zoolander again, I'd choose....being a mountain rescue ranger! I'm not sure if that's exactly what they're called, but I'd like to dangle off cliffs while saving lost hikers, and I'd like to have a best friend that's a bear that helps me solve mountain rescue ranger crimes.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Just the thought of snakes makes me knees go all rubbery. Once I saw a show about anaconda hunters. These men go into swamps in their BARE FEET and feel around the squishy bottom until they step on a snake. And then they pick it up! On purpose! Terrible idea.