My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Everything weird is good
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A ripped pro baseball player who has sex with lots of hot girls
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. My mom
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I'm living the dream
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. My children. Oops, I haven't had them yet. I mean..."my work" - no, wait, my friendships.