My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If you ever forget you're a Jew, a gentile will remind you.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. When you want what you have.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Charlemagne's less successful brother, Herbemagne
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Philip Roth
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Need to get back to you after I get over the self-loathing.