A. If you ever forget you're a Jew, a gentile will remind you.
A. I would love to meet Philip Roth and ask him why he didn't take the alter ego concept to its logical conclusion and publish "Carnovsky" by Nathan Zuckerman.
Short of that, I wouldn't mind asking Darrell Johnson why he put Jim Burton in to pitch the ninth in Game Seven of the 1975 World Series when Jim Willoughby had plenty left.
A. Charlemagne's less successful brother, Herbemagne
A. Philip Roth
A. I write for Dave Letterman and I write novels. We're done.