My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If you ever forget you're a Jew, a gentile will remind you.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. "Buffalo Bill" Bittinger, played to the hilt for two too short seasons by Dabney Coleman
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. With my wife
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I write for Dave Letterman and I write novels. We're done.