My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If you ever forget you're a Jew, a gentile will remind you.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Need to get back to you after I get over the self-loathing.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. When people try to put me to work for them.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "Does this look infected?"