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Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler is an accomplished stand-up comic and actress, as well as the bestselling author of My Horizontal Life. She is the star of her own late-night show on E!, Chelsea Lately; was one of the stars of Girls Behaving Badly; has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman; and has starred in her own half-hour Comedy Central special. Chelsea makes regular appearances in comedy clubs across America and lives in Los Angeles.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea will be released on December 29, 2009 in Trade Paperback
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is now available in Trade Paperback
Dec 29, 2009
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is now available in Trade Paperback
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Beauty and the Dirt, December 22, 2009
...Chelsea Lately on E! at 10.30pm and I promise you laughter will follow. She is way funnier than the now boring Sarah Silverman. Even celebrities who have found themselves at the butt of her jokes can’t help but love . Well known for being very blunt...
Elle, November 20, 2009
...Hamlettinged boy-and-his-dog saga. 3. Energizer-bunny auteur Woody Allen steps out of his decades-old routine when he directs comedian Chelsea Handler’s hilarious memoir, Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea, starring Scarlett Johansson. 4. will...
Access Hollywood, November 17, 2009
...King Of Film Status MORE AT POPEATER Throws Temper Tantrum To Scam Free Clothes Playboy Splits December Cover: Chelsea Handler Vs. Joanna Krupa (, POLL) MORE AT HUFFINGTON POST Also Check Out: : This Is ItThe world readies for its final look at the King...
Business Insider, November 9, 2009
...a charismatic host. These authors are no more expected to be masters of the writer’s craft than Chelsea Handler, whose dizzy Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea recently spent 47 weeks in the top 15. Their job isn’t to enlighten but to...
Upstatetoday.com, November 5, 2009
...recently released, equally indecent movie. Number 11 on the list is its female counterpart, “My Horizontal Life” by Chelsea Handler. Handler’s memoir chronicles a series of one-night stands. Far more serious, number 15 is...
Las Vegas Review Journal, November 3, 2009
...Six luscious things about lush-ish Chelsea Handler, the committed drinker of vodka and bringer of hard truths: 1. Rumors spread that Handler might be a good hire for "Good Morning America" because the comedian's talk...
American Conservative, November 2, 2009
...a charismatic host. These authors are no more expected to be masters of the writer’s craft than Chelsea Handler, whose dizzy Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea recently spent 47 weeks in the top 15. Their job isn’t to enlighten but to...
Paste Magazine, September 21, 2009
...Yann Martel Me Talk Pretty one Day by David Sedaris Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler Nazi Literature in the Americas by Roberto Bolaño Netherland by Joseph O'Neill On Beauty by Zadie Smith Oryx and Crake by Margaret...
Dolphin News, July 30, 2009
...and Tyranny' by Mark R. Levin 'Outliers' by Malcom Gladwell 'Are You There Vodka, Its Me, Chelsea' by Chelsea Handler 'A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity' by Bill O'Reilly 'Always Looking Up' by Michael J. Fox 'Why We Suck' by Dennis Leary 'House of Cards'...
247gay.com, June 24, 2009
...thousands of books that in actuality extended well beyond LGBT titles and even included such recent works as Chelsea Handler's My Horizontal Life. According to an AP report, Amazon spokesman Andrew Herdener said that 57,310 books had been affected. ©...
Chicago Tribune, June 21, 2009
...one today. It's called 'I Was Told There'd Be Cake' [by Sloane Crosley]. I do like Chelsea Handler's books. Have you read 'I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell?' Funny, right? I like funny books. I got a Kindle, you can buy them off Amazon. But...
Womens Health Mag, June 18, 2009
...Tawny Man series by Robin Hobb Funny short stories are always the best! Sloane Crosley is really good! Chelsea Handler makes me laugh out loud..perfect for the summer!! The Sex Lives of Cannibals by J. Maarten Troost is hilarious and a great beach read....
Information Week, June 15, 2009
...from horror master Stephen King, as well as from other authors, such as Dan Brown, Mary Higgins Clark, Chelsea Handler, Jodi Picoult and Lauren Weisberger. A total of about 5,000 e-books are available at launch, with more to follow. Simon & Schuster...
Jakarta Post, June 14, 2009
...is why I decided to venture into something different. Are you there Vodka? It's me Chelsea, by Chelsea Handler, had a 'brand new' sticker on its front cover. Upon reading the title and the author's name I had to pause and do a double take, unsure whether...
TechWhack, June 13, 2009
...now offer their owned content through this store. They have books by famous authors like Stephen King and Chelsea Handler in their stable. The two companies said that excerpts from thousands of books would also be made available on Scribd. These would...
Mobile Tech Today, June 12, 2009
...& Schuster Scribd storefront will showcase best-selling books from authors like Stephen King, Dan Brown, Mary Higgins Clark, Chelsea Handler, and Steve Martin. Simon & Schuster will also make thousands of printed titles available for preview with links...
CIO Today, June 12, 2009
...devices. The Scribd storefront will showcase best-selling books from authors like Stephen King, Dan Brown, Mary Higgins Clark, Chelsea Handler, and Steve Martin. will also make thousands of printed titles available for preview with links to purchase from...
PR inside, June 12, 2009
...www.scribd.com/Simon&Schuster : ) will include bestselling books from authors such as Stephen King : , Dan Brown : , Mary Higgins Clark : , Chelsea Handler : and Steve Martin : . In addition, Simon & Schuster will also make thousands of printed titles...
Los Angeles Daily News, June 12, 2009
...NEW YORK ? The publisher of Stephen King and Chelsea Handler will be selling books through Scribd, the online document-sharing service that the industry has criticized for enabling the downloading of pirated texts. Scribd announced today that digital...
Market Wire, June 12, 2009
...www.scribd.com/Simon&Schuster) will include bestselling books from authors such as Stephen King, Dan Brown, Mary Higgins Clark, Chelsea Handler and Steve Martin. In addition, Simon & Schuster will also make thousands of printed titles available for...
Market Wire, June 12, 2009
...storefront on Scribd (www.scribd.com/Simon&Schuster) will include bestselling books from authors such as Stephen King, Dan Brown, , Chelsea Handler and Steve Martin. In addition, Simon & Schuster will also make thousands of printed titles available for...
SignOn San Diego, June 11, 2009
...in New York. (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan, file) - AP NEW YORK ? The publisher of Stephen King and Chelsea Handler will be selling books through Scribd, the online document-sharing service that the industry has criticized for enabling the downloading of...
Amherst Daily News, June 11, 2009
...NEW YORK - The publisher of Stephen King and Chelsea Handler will be selling books through Scribd, the online document-sharing service that the industry has criticized for enabling the downloading of pirated texts...
Stamford Advocate, June 11, 2009
... PM EDT NEW YORK?The publisher of Stephen King and Chelsea Handler will be selling books through Scribd, the online document-sharing service that the industry has criticized for enabling the downloading of pirated texts. Scribd says that digital...
Examiner.com, June 6, 2009
...to join and was allowed to pick that evening. The book I chose was My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler. I figured I'd give those old girls a taste of what anal beads were all about. If you are interested in joining a book club but don't...
Commercial Dispatch, May 12, 2009
...Are You There Vodka? It?s me Chelsea.? (Yea, I had to ask twice, too.) It?s by Chelsea Handler, a comedian. The book is of funny autobiographical stories, according to Brown, who said a friend introduced her to Handler with her earlier book, ?My...
Glasgow Herald, April 14, 2009
...returned for many of the books, including Seymour's, but sales numbers were still missing for books including Chelsea Handler's My Horizontal Life and Gore Vidal's The City And The Pillar. Vidal said: 'What kind of a childish game is this? Why don't they...
Yahoo! India, April 14, 2009
...restored. However, sales numbers were still missing until Monday afternoon. Hit by the error were recent works like Chelsea Handler's My Horizontal Life, as well as classics like Gore Vidal's The City And The Pillar and James Baldwin's Giovanni's Room....
The Independent, April 14, 2009
...the numbers would be restored. But Monday afternoon, sales numbers were still gone for such recent works as Chelsea Handler's 'My Horizontal Life' and from such classics as Gore Vidal's 'The City and the Pillar' and James Baldwin's 'Giovanni's Room.'...
Irish News, April 14, 2009
...the numbers would be restored. But yesterday afternoon, sales numbers were still gone for such recent works as Chelsea Handler?s 'My Horizontal Life' and from such classics as Gore Vidal?s 'The City And The Pillar' and James Baldwin?s 'Giovanni?s...
Ananova, April 14, 2009
...numbers would be restored. But on Monday afternoon, sales numbers were still gone for such recent works as Chelsea Handler's My Horizontal Life and from such classics as Gore Vidal's The City And The Pillar and James Baldwin's Giovanni's Room. 'What kind...
Xinhua News Agency, April 14, 2009
...the numbers would be restored. But Monday afternoon, sales numbers were still gone for such recent works as Chelsea Handler's 'My Horizontal Life.' The error also had the effect of removing the 'sales rank' of affected books, a metric that allows the...
Desert Entertainer, April 9, 2009
...Comedian Chelsea Handler will perform at The Show at the Agua Caliente Casino Resort Spa at 9 p.m. Friday, April 10. As one of the nation?s fastest-rising female stand-ups, Handler...
Desert Entertainer, April 5, 2009
...Comedian Chelsea Handler will perform at The Show at the Agua Caliente Casino Resort Spa at 9 p.m. Friday, April 10. As one of the nation?s fastest-rising female stand-ups, Handler...
PublishersWeekly.com, March 25, 2009
...at NYPL; Nancy Eiesland, Disabled Writer, Dead; Disability Groups Support Text-to-Speech Kindle; New Regency Acquires Freedom Formula; and Chelsea Handler Signs New Contract In an wide-ranging interview in Womens Wear Daily, financial guru and...
PublishersWeekly.com, March 24, 2009
...at NYPL; Nancy Eiesland, Disabled Writer, Dead; Disability Groups Support Text-to-Speech Kindle; New Regency Acquires Freedom Formula; and Chelsea Handler Signs New Contract In an wide-ranging interview in Womens Wear Daily, financial guru and...
PublishersWeekly.com, March 24, 2009
...at NYPL; Nancy Eiesland, Disabled Writer, Dead; Disability Groups Support Text-to-Speech Kindle; New Regency Acquires Freedom Formula; and Chelsea Handler Signs New Contract In an wide-ranging interview in Womens Wear Daily, financial guru and...
Examiner.com, March 20, 2009
...-based readers, there is a category titled 'American Authors,' where, among other writers, you can find reviews of Chelsea Handler's memoir, 'Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea' and Meg Cabot's 'Being Nikki' (which will be released in May). In...
Arizona Republic, March 3, 2009
...Chelsea Handler is having a moment. Her irreverent cable-TV talk show, Chelsea Lately, attracts enough attention that the celebrities she targets get nervous. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea...
Cincinnati Enquirer, February 26, 2009
...brings celebrity/vodka-filled humor to the Taft Metromix 0 comments | Add Your Own Late-night queen and best-selling author Chelsea Handler will return to her first love - the stage - when she performs at the Taft Theatre. (Credit: Provided | Brandon...
the.LIFE Files - "Welcome To Exclusiveness", January 8, 2010
...Chelsea Handler’s new book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is the comedian’s third book (her previous books made it on the New York Times Best Sellers List) that hits stores...
The Best Damn Blog // Packed with Entertainment, January 8, 2010
...Chelsea Handler 's third book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang will be released this March 9th, 2010. This book comes after the widely successful New York Times #1 Are You There Vodka?...
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood, January 8, 2010
...Congrats are in order for the photoshop genius who worked on the cover of Chelsea Handler 's latest book. She's looking hawt! Handler's third book, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is set to be released this March 9th, 2010. And this time around the...
Bless Your Heart, January 4, 2010
...Minutes, Jodi Picoult The Artist’s Way, Julia Cameron Are You There Vodka?  It’s Me, Chelsea,  Chelsea Handler Picture Perfect, Jodi Picoult Confessions of a Shopaholic, Sophie Kinsella The Idiot Girls’ Action Adventure Club, Laurie Notaro ...
Girl of the North Country, January 1, 2010
...Nicholas Jarecki 23. The Apprentice – Jacques Pepin 24. Pinecone – Michael Cera 25. My Horizontal Life – Chelsea Handler 26. The Memory – Phillipe Grimbert 27. In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto – Michael Pollan 28. The Geography of...
bloggy blog, December 31, 2009
...2010, and I hope at least some of it happens. I just finished reading my new book by Chelsea Handler, and it was seriously hilarious. I am going to buy everything else she’s written next time I purchase some books. I’m moving on to the Family, per...
Dance to the Radio, December 26, 2009
...try again. Here is my tentative list... 01. My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands by Chelsea Handler 02. Love in the Time of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez 03. Emma by Jane Austen 04. Annie John by Jamaica Kincaid 05. Man Walks Into A...
The Daily Beast - Blogs and Stories, December 20, 2009
...has been sent. Thanks for recommending The Daily Beast! X Close From General McChrystal to Hillary Clinton to Chelsea Handler, Meghan McCain names the men and women who made a difference this year—the good, the bad, and the nutty. This year has been...
The Daily Beast - Blogs and Stories, December 20, 2009
...has been sent. Thanks for recommending The Daily Beast! X Close From General McChrystal to Hillary Clinton to Chelsea Handler, Meghan McCain names the men and women who made a difference this year—the good, the bad, and the nutty. This year has been...
Mike's Bloggity Blog, December 14, 2009
...together, I think I once read Carrie . And then in the last year, I've read both of Chelsea Handler 's books, but I don't think that really counts. Shockingly, the contest will proceed, regardless of my lack of reading. This year the five books up for...
Bellas Novella, November 18, 2009
...I am a huge fan of Chelsea Handler. When I finally found the cover picture and the inside scoop on Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang at Hachettes International website, I about flipped! The third book by Chelsea comes...
Vulture, November 12, 2009
...employed as writers for late-night TV. Carter sets this situation straight by noting that Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson, Chelsea Handler, Jon Stewart, and Jimmy Kimmel all employ female writers on their staffs (in Jimmy Kimmel's case, though, he has also...
Bellas Novella, November 5, 2009
...is a welcome change to laugh my way through a novel. Its no secret that I am a Chelsea Handler fan. I love her late night show on E! "Chelsea Lately" for which she was dubbed "the sharpest toungue in late night". I have read both of her books...
iNkYsCrIbBlEs!'s MySpace Blog, September 27, 2009
...write about it. Lately I've been reading a lot of books (mostly essays) written by comedians.  Chelsea Handler, Lisa Lampanelli, and Kathy Griffin have great books out.  David Sedaris is always brilliant.  Currently I'm reading the ridiculously...
Katelynn Is My Reason's MySpace Blog, September 1, 2009
...True by Kristan Higgins Love Junkie by Rachel Resnick My Horizontal Life A Collection Of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler The Spy Who Wants Me by Lucy Monroe The Sisters Of Theta Phi Kappa by Kayla Perrin How To Score by Robin Wells Keeper Of Light &...
HollywoodChicago.com: movie reviews, movie intervi, August 24, 2009
...Like the Holidays’ Exclusive Portrait: Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth at Borders in Chicago For Book ‘The Bitch Switch’ Exclusive Portrait: Chelsea Handler at Borders in Chicago For New Book ‘Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea’ Exclusive...
feeling listless, August 21, 2009
...- Related Posts April 12th, 2007 - Happy Birthday Claire Danes! Fashion Face Off - Claire Danes VS. Chelsea Handler Jennifer Aniston Threatened by Jennifer Connelly LeAnn Rimes Can’t Wait To Have Kids Michelle Williams Moves On, Dating Spike Jonze ...
InformationWeek - All Stories And Blogs, June 15, 2009
...horror master Stephen King, as well as from other authors, such as Dan Brown, Mary Higgins Clark, and Chelsea Handler...
mediabistro.com: GalleyCat, June 12, 2009
...will sell 5,000 titles in all, from authors like Stephen King , Dan Brown , Mary Higgins Clark , and Chelsea Handler . The books can be browsed and purchased at this link . Scribd counts 60 million readers, and the Scribd Store allows vendors to pick...
WLNS - Business, June 11, 2009
...- June 11, 2009 5:33 PM ET NEW YORK (AP) - The publisher of Stephen King and Chelsea Handler will be selling books through Scribd, the online sharing service that the industry has criticized for enabling the downloading of pirated texts. Scribd says...
Pop Culture Junkie, June 8, 2009
...Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler Hardcover Paperback Borders.com: When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you...
TravelPod.com Recent Updates, May 26, 2009
...Turning Back: My Story - by Joanne Lees My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands - by Chelsea Handler Lucky Man: A Memoir - by Michael J. Fox...
Insta-Mom, May 4, 2009
...it is: Confessions of a Shopaholic, by Sophie Kinsella Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, by Chelsea Handler Good in Bed, by Jennifer Weiner Something Borrowed, by Emily Giffin The Hour I First Believed, by Wally Lamb The Ten-Year Nap, by Meg...
Katelynn Is My Reason's MySpace Blog, May 1, 2009
...Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler Home Wrecker by Dwayne S. Joseph Beautiful Liars by Kylie Adams All Through The Night by Davis Bunn Playthang by Janine A. Morris Double Pleasure Double Pain by Nikki...
NoControl: The Best Television Blog Posts, April 22, 2009
...In part because of all of the autobiographical essay memoirs that have become so popular of late (if Chelsea Handler , Sloane Crosley , Cindy Guidry , Giulia Melucci , and Laurie Notaro are any indication), I stuck primarily to my lessons on...
Bless Your Heart, April 22, 2009
...Minutes, Jodi Picoult The Artist’s Way, Julia Cameron Are You There Vodka?  It’s Me, Chelsea,  Chelsea Handler Picture Perfect, Jodi Picoult Confessions of a Shopaholic, Sophie Kinsella The Idiot Girls’ Action Adventure Club, Laurie Notaro ...
BigBlog.com: Breaking News, April 14, 2009
...the numbers would be restored. But Monday afternoon, sales numbers were still missing for such recent works as Chelsea Handler's My Horizontal Life and from such classics as Gore Vidal's The City and the Pillar and James Baldwin's Giovanni's Room . "What...
Pretty and Poor, April 1, 2009
...In elementary school, my entire grade learned a song about reading. “We love reading, we do it every day. At home and school and everywhere, yes, reading’s here to stay.” My friends and I were creative and spunky, so we decided to...
Vulture, March 25, 2009
...when they acquired the rights to In the Motherhood , originally a long-form commercial/web series that starred Jenny McCarthy, Chelsea Handler, and Leah Remini. Instead of simply re-airing something that millions of people had already watched online,...
Evil Beet Gossip, March 24, 2009
...Chelsea Handler has inked a deal with Comcast Entertainment Group that will keep her show, Chelsea Lately , on the air until 2012.  I must confess, for 2007 and a portion...
Salon: Broadsheet, March 17, 2009
...happy." Sure, dating is often about making lonely drunk people happy. Just ask that other bestselling author Chelsea Handler. But does that mean we should trust the wisdom of comedians on love and sex? You must be joking.  ― Mary Elizabeth Williams...
Tvsnark's Blog, March 9, 2009
...How to be Cool, By Johanna Edwards Forced Out, by Stephen Frey 2009 My Horizontal Life, b y Chelsea Handler Are You There Vodka, It’s Me Chelsea, by Chelsea Handler Why We Suck, by Denis Leary Shaving Without a Razor, by Terry Gavin  ...
Zoomylicious, March 3, 2009
...and dead. But I was able to enjoy the (chilly) sunshine and listen to the first half of Chelsea Handler's Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. audiobook. Awesome. Hilariously awesome. This was my first venture into the world of audiobooks. I have...
NovelWhore's Blog, February 26, 2009
...of my love life (trust me, that would be really boring to read) but a glowing recommendation of Chelsea Handler’s over-active sex drive in her memoir “My Horizontal Life -  A Collection of One-Night Stands.” I abhor the term LOL, it’s out of...
Tuna Girl, February 20, 2009
...who lives in glass fishbowls...or something like that. I was at Target the other day to buy Chelsea Handler's book and I decided to pick up some more very light reading. I was in a rush but I want to have something completely mindless to read on...
Newest Reviews - SharedReviews.com, February 15, 2009
...recently I looked for a book that would be fun to read and even humorous. When I saw Chelsea Handler's Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea I thought... [ Read More ]...