My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Have we learned nothing?"
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Oh, Lord, I could fill library shelves with books of my regrets. But here is one: My first novel. It is the single worst first novel ever published, bar none.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Impatience and micro-management.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. George Bush. What were you thinking? Really, now? What?
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. Really, it would be embarrassing. Awfully embarassing. TOO embarrassing.