Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Punk enough.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Probably an overloaded pizza.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Doodling inappropriately.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. In a nice, exterior elevator.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Astronaut or money launderer.