Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Punk enough.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Doodling inappropriately.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. In a nice, exterior elevator.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. A great meal with great people, a beach on the Pacific, and ceviche.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Astronaut or money launderer.