My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "The world needs more dreamers... Never stop licking stuff." -- Phil Dunphy
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who unnecessarily use the word "literally". "He was so funny, I was literally dying." No you weren't; don't say so.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. 1987 Missouri State Parent/Child Bowling Championship.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Currently a three-way tie between flying, the possibility that life is an illusion and we're really just brains existing in beakers, and strip clubs.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Tokyo (sans radioactive issues)