My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "The world needs more dreamers... Never stop licking stuff." -- Phil Dunphy
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. Ability to grow facial hair.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. 1987 Missouri State Parent/Child Bowling Championship.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. That I can't answer this question because I can't choose just one.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Flying. I tried as a kid. And failed.