My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "The world needs more dreamers... Never stop licking stuff." -- Phil Dunphy
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Currently a three-way tie between flying, the possibility that life is an illusion and we're really just brains existing in beakers, and strip clubs.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. That I can't answer this question because I can't choose just one.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Flying. I tried as a kid. And failed.