My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "The world needs more dreamers... Never stop licking stuff." -- Phil Dunphy
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Times I've hurt people.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who unnecessarily use the word "literally". "He was so funny, I was literally dying." No you weren't; don't say so.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. "The Prowl" by Dan Auerbach. "Gold On the Ceiling" by the Black Keys. "Where Is My Mind?" by the Pixies. "Faded" by Afghan Whigs. And just about anything from The White Stripes.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Flying. I tried as a kid. And failed.