A. Never give in to self-righteousness, your own or other people's.
A. To play jazz piano.
A. Cary Grant. Or maybe Mick Jagger. I can't stand his music, but, boy, he must have had a good time.
A. Immortality. Horribly tempting but dreadful to contemplate. But since it's not on offer yet, I'll have to settle for the usual fears of poverty and pain,