My Life in 8 Words
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Painting. Speaking other languages. Playing music.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My strange and relentless brain.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. Me, with fewer debts and a bigger apartment.