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Dennis Fried

Dennis Fried, Ph.D., has worked in college education, marketing, advertising, nightclub ownership, software development, and stand-up comedy. He holds advanced degrees in physics and philosophy, both of which he considers essential to successful dog ownership. He lives in Sarasota, Florida, with his wife, Katrina, and his “trainer,” Genevieve.
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Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?

A. A big pizza and a nap

Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?

A. Me

Q. What do you regret most?

A. Throwing up my breakfast

Q. Which living person do you most admire?

A. Superman

Author Voices

May 13, 2009

Hi all my friend and fans, I hope you're all doing better than I am. I'm confused by the English language. How come if I'm dog-tired I take a cat-nap? And how come after a bad fire one human says "the house burned up" and another human says "the house burned down" and they're talking about the same house and the same fire? And how come when humans are disgusted sometimes they say "I could care less" and sometimes they say "I couldn't care less"? Do you see what I'm saying here? This is just another example of how dumb humans are. Take two people from different countries and they can't even talk to each other. But you take two dogs from opposite sides of... see more

April 20, 2009

Hello all my friends and fans, I hope you are all doing well. But if you're not, please don't complain to me about it because I don't have time. Right now I'm sleepy after a nice breakfast of steak and eggs, and I plan to take a nap until it's time for my afternoon snack. I really don't see much point in being awake between meals, do you? Please check back soon as I'll be adding more posts that no self-respecting dog or human can afford to miss. Kibbles and kisses, Genevieve the author-dog



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