About Dennis Fried
Q. What is your birthdate?
Q. Previous occupations
Q. Favorite job
Q. High school and/or college
A. Driftwood Kennel Obedience School
Q. Name of your favorite composer or music artist?
A. Snoop Dogg
Q. Favorite movie
A. War of the Worlds (when the creeps die)
Q. Favorite television show
A. Mixed Martial Arts
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. A big pizza and a nap
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Not getting fed on time
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Paris, where dogs can eat in restaurants
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Albert Einstein
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Throwing up my breakfast
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Being more modest
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Being a famous writer
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. You've got to be kidding
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. All of them
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My looks
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Darwin. I would explain to him that humans came from dogs.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. "Dogs not allowed" signs
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Eating, then sleeping
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Food taster
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Feeding me, petting me, playing with me
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?