A. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. (Samuel Beckett)
A. Rochester. Oh wait! I love the obsequious nasty Uriah Heep too.
A. I'm a clod. My nickname is Clodzilla, lovingly given to me by my husband.
A. Sometimes I'd really like to be an Otter. They just have a lot of fun.
A. Does leaving the toilet seat up count? Or worse, missing it?