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E. J. Patten

E.J. Patten was born Arizona and grew up with a love of stories, thanks to his parents’ ownership of a video store. He received a BA in Media Arts and an MBA from Brigham Young University, and he lives with his wife and three children on a small hill overlooking a large lake in a Utah town.
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Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Power, without compassion, is the greatest evil there is.

Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?

A. The ability to acquire more talents.

Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?

A. A squirrel leader leading a squirrel uprising against dentists.

Q. What’s your fantasy profession?

A. Being Harrison Ford.

Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?

A. I would want to meet Caesar, and I would say, "Beware the ides of March...also, Brutus is plotting to kill you. You might want to look into that. Oh, and, er, could I borrow some money--you being an emperor and all? Just until my next advance comes in, I swear I'm good for it! No? Fine then, forget what I said about the ides!"

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