A. Power, without compassion, is the greatest evil there is.
A. "Quite," "Really," and "That's my spork."
A. I care.
A. A good book and time to read it.
A. I would want to meet Caesar, and I would say, "Beware the ides of March...also, Brutus is plotting to kill you. You might want to look into that. Oh, and, er, could I borrow some money--you being an emperor and all? Just until my next advance comes in, I swear I'm good for it! No? Fine then, forget what I said about the ides!"