E. J. Patten
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Power, without compassion, is the greatest evil there is.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Compassion. Adaptability. A sense of humor.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. A squirrel uprising. Also, dentists.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Darth Vader.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. I would want to meet Caesar, and I would say, "Beware the ides of March...also, Brutus is plotting to kill you. You might want to look into that. Oh, and, er, could I borrow some money--you being an emperor and all? Just until my next advance comes in, I swear I'm good for it! No? Fine then, forget what I said about the ides!"