A. Carpe Vitam -- Seize Life
A. According to my Top 25 Most Played list on iTunes, they appear to be "The Crane Wife 3" by The Decemberists, "Over My Head" by The Fray, "I Still Remember" by Bloc Party, "Hey Hey Girl" by The Virgins, and "Wave of Mutilation" by the Pixies.
A. Tina Fey. She's in the business of making people laugh, and she does it so well.
A. Chewing with your mouth open.
A. Exactly what I'm doing.