Biographer’s note: Some claim Fowler DeWitt is the same person as children’s author Allan Woodrow, since they have never been spotted in the same room together. But if they were the same person they’d always be in the same room together. As such, these claims cannot be substantiated. You can make your own conclusions by visiting Woodrow and DeWitt’s shared website: AllanWoodrow.com.
THE AMAZING WILMER DOOLEY trailer
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Climb every mountain! But only at lunch time.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Charles. I forget his last name.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. "I say, William Howard Taft, the 27th President of the United States, can I have your mustache for my mustache collection?"
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Despite my natural curiousness, no cats have died because of me. I hold the world record in pumpkin tossing. I have never sneezed.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. Since I am allergic to music, I only rate songs based on how short they are. 1. The 1 Second Waltz 2. 2.3 Seconds of Trumpet Playing 3. Let's Count to 2! 4. Sing Along With the Man Who Doesn't Have a Mouth 5. Billy Burps