A. Climb every mountain! But only at lunch time.
A. Abraham Lincoln (although many mistakingly think he was a real person).
A. Alexander Pearce: farmer, cannibal, criminal. Except I have never farmed.
A. Exactly where you are sitting right now, perhaps on your lap.
A. Since I am allergic to music, I only rate songs based on how short they are. 1. The 1 Second Waltz 2. 2.3 Seconds of Trumpet Playing 3. Let's Count to 2! 4. Sing Along With the Man Who Doesn't Have a Mouth 5. Billy Burps