Biographer’s note: Some claim Fowler DeWitt is the same person as children’s author Allan Woodrow, since they have never been spotted in the same room together. But if they were the same person they’d always be in the same room together. As such, these claims cannot be substantiated. You can make your own conclusions by visiting Woodrow and DeWitt’s shared website: AllanWoodrow.com.
THE AMAZING WILMER DOOLEY trailer
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Climb every mountain! But only at lunch time.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. I have not received proper credit for discovering the rare radioactive substance known as Fowlerite.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. Since I am allergic to music, I only rate songs based on how short they are. 1. The 1 Second Waltz 2. 2.3 Seconds of Trumpet Playing 3. Let's Count to 2! 4. Sing Along With the Man Who Doesn't Have a Mouth 5. Billy Burps
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Santa Claus. Again, for obvious reasons.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I walk mostly on stilts.