Biographer’s note: Some claim Fowler DeWitt is the same person as children’s author Allan Woodrow, since they have never been spotted in the same room together. But if they were the same person they’d always be in the same room together. As such, these claims cannot be substantiated. You can make your own conclusions by visiting Woodrow and DeWitt’s shared website: AllanWoodrow.com.
THE AMAZING WILMER DOOLEY trailer
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Climb every mountain! But only at lunch time.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Laying on the pure white sands of the Volga, having narrowly avoided death by bull shark, yet still holding a backpack full of beef jerky.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. Since I am allergic to music, I only rate songs based on how short they are. 1. The 1 Second Waltz 2. 2.3 Seconds of Trumpet Playing 3. Let's Count to 2! 4. Sing Along With the Man Who Doesn't Have a Mouth 5. Billy Burps
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. My ventriloquism talents; my ambidextrous nose; my supernatural ability to bend time and space.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I would be a rare fringe-limbed tree frog, for obvious reasons.