A. Climb every mountain! But only at lunch time.
A. Santa Claus. Again, for obvious reasons.
A. My ventriloquism talents; my ambidextrous nose; my supernatural ability to bend time and space.
A. Did I mention avoiding bull shark bites while on the white sands of the Volga?
A. Alexander Pearce: farmer, cannibal, criminal. Except I have never farmed.