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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Void Where Prohibited
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Ladies' room attendant.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My respect for women with excellent behinds.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Not dying, to date.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. My biggest pet was a Great Pyrenees dog. Her biggest peeve was mailmen.