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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Void Where Prohibited
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A duckpin bowling alley in Akron.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. I guess whoever wrote this ingeniously creative poll.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My respect for women with excellent behinds.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. If I'd be the only person from the future he'd ever meet, it would be Hitler, and I'd tell him the current Chancellor of German is named Moishe Mandelbaum.