A. Void Where Prohibited
A. Having my intestines being slowly, demonically cranked out of my body via a medieval windlass. I guess it would be even worse if the intestines are being eaten by rats, as I watched.
A. If I'd be the only person from the future he'd ever meet, it would be Hitler, and I'd tell him the current Chancellor of German is named Moishe Mandelbaum.
A. Does this suggest my favorite occupation is writing?
A. Ladies' room attendant.