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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Void Where Prohibited
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "the Great Satan, America."
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Intelligence, sense of humor, minty-fresh breath.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. I guess whoever wrote this ingeniously creative poll.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Consistently hitting line drives into the gap against Mariano Rivera.