Author Gustavo Arellano Reveals the Question He is Asked Most Often
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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. If your mom tells you she loves you, check it out
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. The inventor of the burrito--I'd say, "Copyright your invention!"
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Surrounded by books, with bourbon on the sides, The Simpsons (the good seasons) on the telly, and a naked gal sleeping in my bedroom.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. C. Montgomery Burns
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?