My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Go, and never darken my towels again."
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. My kitchen flaw. I tiled it myself.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. The hair on the palms of my hands.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Being re-incarnated as a lug-worm.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. My Great Uncle Bert. "Don't gamble away your enormous fortune on the horses. Invest it wisely then leave it to your descendants."