A. Chase joy.
A. Sleeping through a deadline.
A. Writers who abandon their duty (David Chase, writer of The Sopranos last episode, I'm talking to you) or, worse, writers who shoot to fame via a particular series then hit the big time and don't want to accomodate the fans anymore. Annie Wilkes, I think you may have been on to something.
A. Viola De Lesseps. Oh, wait, you mean a real person, don't you?
A. There's an occupation beyond writing?