A. Chase joy.
A. Remember the rich, famous romance novelist in the movie, American Dreamer, who spent all her time doing interviews and eating bon bons because her son was really doing all her writing for her? That's the one.
A. I'm a kind and faithful friend.
A. Hans Gruber. Love that voice.
A. "Perhaps" and "er." What can I say? You need the rhythm to make it funny.