A. Chase joy.
A. Viola De Lesseps. Oh, wait, you mean a real person, don't you?
A. Green eyes and a mouth shaped like Pat Benatar's.
A. Writers who abandon their duty (David Chase, writer of The Sopranos last episode, I'm talking to you) or, worse, writers who shoot to fame via a particular series then hit the big time and don't want to accomodate the fans anymore. Annie Wilkes, I think you may have been on to something.
A. Hans Gruber. Love that voice.