A. Chase joy.
A. Viola De Lesseps. Oh, wait, you mean a real person, don't you?
A. For dancing: Walking on Sunshine, I Want You Back, Flashdance (What a Feeling), Train in Vain. For transcending all of life: Thunder Road.
A. Is that third day of shortcutting it with a curling iron and hairspray really fooling anybody?
A. A hawk. No question.