A. Chase joy.
A. I miss I could play the piano. Just Happy Birthday, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow and one Christmas Carol. At forty, I took lessons for two years. No luck. Even the second-graders blew me away at the recital.
A. "Perhaps" and "er." What can I say? You need the rhythm to make it funny.
A. I'm a kind and faithful friend.
A. Viola De Lesseps. Oh, wait, you mean a real person, don't you?