The Official Trailer for WARM BODIES
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Every experience, good or bad, is a priceless collector's item.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Giant sea monsters lurking under me while I'm swimming. Also, bees.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Gosh, so many to choose from. I empathize with Tesla a lot, because he had a lot of ideas to revolutionize the world, but nobody wanted to hear about it, and he eventually got destroyed by Edison, the living embodiment of everything wrong with American culture. I don't know how to transmit electricity wirelessly or anything, but I have a lot of ideas that run contrary to public consensus, which I am always taking crap for.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. See my "motto and maxim" answer. Regret is pointless. I never do anything without first deciding to do it based on facts and feelings, and if it doesn't work out how I hoped, oh well, there's another notch on my experience belt.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The ability to become invisible and/or non-corporeal at will. Oh, you mean like a real actual talent? I'd like to be able to play a guitar without sawing chunks out of it and rearranging the strings.