The Official Trailer for WARM BODIES
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Every experience, good or bad, is a priceless collector's item.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The ability to become invisible and/or non-corporeal at will. Oh, you mean like a real actual talent? I'd like to be able to play a guitar without sawing chunks out of it and rearranging the strings.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. On a beautiful mountaintop with a beautiful woman in my beautiful 1976 GMC motorhome.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Gosh, so many to choose from. I empathize with Tesla a lot, because he had a lot of ideas to revolutionize the world, but nobody wanted to hear about it, and he eventually got destroyed by Edison, the living embodiment of everything wrong with American culture. I don't know how to transmit electricity wirelessly or anything, but I have a lot of ideas that run contrary to public consensus, which I am always taking crap for.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. The 10-item Thali at Poppy in Seattle. Trick answer! It's 10 things in one!