A. You don't know what's in a bug til you squash it.
A. I'm a workaholic.
A. It's a tie. Birds (I know, right? Darn you Hitchcock) and drowning.
A. Pizza (See, I can have Breakfast Pizza, Dessert Pizza, Taco Pizza. Variety. Bwa Ha Ha)
A. At this present moment in my life, I would want to meet President Kennedy and tell him to forego the convertible in Dallas.
Guess what I’m doing?
I thought today of all the kids in school,
Who have to learn the rules of poetry.
Iambic seems to stress them out like fools.
Pentameter can make them try to flee.
But take this poem and memorize its words
And you will be just fine I guarantee:
da DA da DA da DA da DA da DORDS
da DA da DA da DA da DA da DEE.
Debunking the Debut Author Myths. Just a little bit of fun for every writer and reader out there.
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If you want to know what this mess in Ferguson is really about, I’ll tell you.
It’s about the constitution.
You’ve got the fourth amendment right of Michael Brown, which should have protected him from an unreasonable search and seizure considering the officer (supposedly) did not suspect him of any robbery.
You’ve got the first amendment rights of the protesters (right to peaceably assemble) and of the media (freedom of the press) which has been violated by the police.
On this day, three years ago, @agentzacker reached out to me because of @WriteOnCon. She liked the sample ofJohnny Cannon and the Bay of Guinea Pigs (what is nowThe Troubles of Johnny Cannon) and she wanted to read more. I read this with sweaty palms and a nervous stomach, convinced that, once she read it, she wouldn’t still be interested. Instead, she offered me representation and made my dreams come true.
Some people ask me all the time why I didn’t self-publish, and there are a lot of...
I only hope that every writer can have the kind of relationship with their agent that I have with Marietta, who I am blessed to say is mine.
And so ends the short, undistinguished career of the Batmouse of Baker Street
Zatanna is my girrrrrrl.
So how do we name this one guys? Elsatanna? Zatelsa? Frozen MAAAGIC???
Elsa and Zatanna Mashup FTW.
I’ve reached a crossroads.
What other kind of house is there?
Hmmm, I’m sensing a trend. Happy Greek, Funny Greek. I’m saving my $$ for Complimentary Greek.
Wait, what? That’s two adjectives without a noun. Is the food funny tasting? The letters funny looking? A classic Greek comedy? WHAT IS IT?!?!??!