A. You don't know what's in a bug til you squash it.
A. Disney World. So I could complain about the lines.
A. Thomas Edison. Not because of his brilliance, but because he was always working on a new idea.
A. I'm sarcastic.
A. My son. He looks good in every photo. I wish I could say the same about myself.
Yeah, sometimes you should really ask your family for help…and sometimes you should just hire a professional.
Check out these school visit ideas that are going to make me the most famous author who’s ever lived. (Probably not)
The birth of my third decade
was the death of the twin towers.
Smoke stung the eyes of the world
and the rubble crashed onto us all.
I slept through the crash
but was awakened by the impact
of a new century, a new millennium,
a new decade. An old enemy.
Terror, a foe from the dawn of time.
Hatred, prejudice, intolerance.
Fear. My eyes had seen them all before,
but that day. I could see their bullseye.
The death of my second decade
was the birth of my courage and faith.
We, as a nation, changed how we...
Ever wound up with a dog when you were after a deer? Yeah, me too.
A great quote from Terry Crews’ visit to Jimmy Kimmel. One of the facts I try to live by.
The demise of my writing career has been foretold…
…by my children. Oh what a tragedy!
Guess what I’m doing?
I thought today of all the kids in school,
Who have to learn the rules of poetry.
Iambic seems to stress them out like fools.
Pentameter can make them try to flee.
But take this poem and memorize its words
And you will be just fine I guarantee:
da DA da DA da DA da DA da DORDS
da DA da DA da DA da DA da DEE.
Debunking the Debut Author Myths. Just a little bit of fun for every writer and reader out there.
If you’d like to preorder my book, go over tohttp://books.simonandschuster.com/Troubles-of-Johnny-Cannon/Isaiah-Campbell/9781481400039
If you want to know what this mess in Ferguson is really about, I’ll tell you.
It’s about the constitution.
You’ve got the fourth amendment right of Michael Brown, which should have protected him from an unreasonable search and seizure considering the officer (supposedly) did not suspect him of any robbery.
You’ve got the first amendment rights of the protesters (right to peaceably assemble) and of the media (freedom of the press) which has been violated by the police.
On this day, three years ago, @agentzacker reached out to me because of @WriteOnCon. She liked the sample ofJohnny Cannon and the Bay of Guinea Pigs (what is nowThe Troubles of Johnny Cannon) and she wanted to read more. I read this with sweaty palms and a nervous stomach, convinced that, once she read it, she wouldn’t still be interested. Instead, she offered me representation and made my dreams come true.
Some people ask me all the time why I didn’t self-publish, and there are a lot of...