A. "Voted most likely to never write a book" in high school.
A. On a yacht, accepting the Nobel Peace Prize for Awesomeness via satellite.
A. Falling from a thousand feet in the air into a swimming pool full of spiders riding snakes.
A. I'd tap King Harold II on the shoulder during the Battle of Hastings, point off into the distance, and say, "Look ... is that an arrow?"
You probably had to be there.
A. James Riley, 21st century author and adventurer.