A. If you're bored, you have no one to blame but yourself.
A. Moriarty has no peer, at least in my opinion.
A. Laziness. Mine or anybody's else's. I'm not real high on self-pity, either.
A. "This isn't good enough."
A. It's never happened in my lifetime, and probably never will, but I think I would personally get as close to perfect happiness as is possible for me if the San Francisco Giants ever won the World Series. I've been waiting since I fell in love with baseball in 1958.