A. Demum, veniunt porci.
A. My awe inspiring humility. Also, my ability to drink liquor until everyone around me is dead from alcohol poisoning.
A. A warm Spring evening, a bottle of Glenmorangie, cats lounging on the deck, a latpop on my knees, my wife The Duchess laughing at something that happened on television.
A. Not investing in Apple in 1996.
A. Is overall handsomeness a trait? No? Then possibly my thinning hair and pot belly.