Jeff Somers

Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey. After graduating college he wandered aimlessly for a while, but the peculiar siren call of New Jersey brought him back to his homeland. Visit him at JeffreySomers.com and WeAreNotGoodPeople.com, and on Twitter at @JeffreySomers.

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Jeff Somers
Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Demum, veniunt porci.

Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?

A. Is overall handsomeness a trait? No? Then possibly my thinning hair and pot belly.

Q. What’s your fantasy profession?

A. Novelist Rock Star. I'd sing my novels and people would love it.

Q. What’s your greatest flaw?

A. Is this a job interview? I dunno. I care too much. I'm a perfectionist. The usual stuff people say in job interviews because saying I AM PERFECT AND I LOVE MYSELF is somehow frowned upon.

Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?

A. The ability to remake reality with my thoughts. Duh.

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