Jeff Somers

Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey. After graduating college he wandered aimlessly for a while, but the peculiar siren call of New Jersey brought him back to his homeland. Visit him at JeffreySomers.com and WeAreNotGoodPeople.com, and on Twitter at @JeffreySomers.
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My Life in 8 Words

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Jeff Somers
Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Demum, veniunt porci.

Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?

A. Flashman.

Q. What’s your best quality?

A. My awe inspiring humility. Also, my ability to drink liquor until everyone around me is dead from alcohol poisoning.

Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?

A. Ridiculous questions apparently based on speed dating templates.

Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?

A. Right here. I am always where I want to be. Otherwise, I stand up and walk somewhere else. What am I, nuts?

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