'We Are Not Good People' book trailer
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Demum, veniunt porci.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The ability to remake reality with my thoughts. Duh.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "You Guys!" and "YOLO" are the mark of the avoided.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Right here. I am always where I want to be. Otherwise, I stand up and walk somewhere else. What am I, nuts?
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Learning how to play Led Zeppelin's "Rock N' Roll" on guitar.