Jeff Somers

Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey. After graduating college he wandered aimlessly for a while, but the peculiar siren call of New Jersey brought him back to his homeland. Visit him at JeffreySomers.com and WeAreNotGoodPeople.com, and on Twitter at @JeffreySomers.
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My Life in 8 Words

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Jeff Somers
Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Demum, veniunt porci.

Q. What’s your best quality?

A. My awe inspiring humility. Also, my ability to drink liquor until everyone around me is dead from alcohol poisoning.

Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?

A. A warm Spring evening, a bottle of Glenmorangie, cats lounging on the deck, a latpop on my knees, my wife The Duchess laughing at something that happened on television.

Q. What do you regret most?

A. Not investing in Apple in 1996.

Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?

A. Is overall handsomeness a trait? No? Then possibly my thinning hair and pot belly.

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