My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Demum, veniunt porci.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The ability to remake reality with my thoughts. Duh.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. ability to drink like a sailor, profanity creativity, complete ambivalence about religion and politics.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Is this a job interview? I dunno. I care too much. I'm a perfectionist. The usual stuff people say in job interviews because saying I AM PERFECT AND I LOVE MYSELF is somehow frowned upon.