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Jeff Somers

Jeff Somers was born in Jersey City, New Jersey. After graduating college he wandered aimlessly for a while, but the peculiar siren call of New Jersey brought him back to his homeland. Visit him at JeffreySomers.com and WeAreNotGoodPeople.com, and on Twitter at @JeffreySomers.
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Jeff Somers
Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Demum, veniunt porci.

Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?

A. ability to drink like a sailor, profanity creativity, complete ambivalence about religion and politics.

Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?

A. A warm Spring evening, a bottle of Glenmorangie, cats lounging on the deck, a latpop on my knees, my wife The Duchess laughing at something that happened on television.

Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?

A. "Back in Black", AC/DC; "Susquehana Hat Factory", Too Much Joy; "Thirteen", Big Star; "Bring the Noise", Public Enemy; "Pharaoh's Dance", Miles Davis

Q. What is your greatest achievement?

A. Learning how to play Led Zeppelin's "Rock N' Roll" on guitar.

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