'We Are Not Good People' book trailer
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Demum, veniunt porci.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Is this a job interview? I dunno. I care too much. I'm a perfectionist. The usual stuff people say in job interviews because saying I AM PERFECT AND I LOVE MYSELF is somehow frowned upon.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. Is overall handsomeness a trait? No? Then possibly my thinning hair and pot belly.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Right here. I am always where I want to be. Otherwise, I stand up and walk somewhere else. What am I, nuts?
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The ability to remake reality with my thoughts. Duh.