A. Chicken wing delivery boy, production editor in med/sci publishing, layabout and blackguard
A. There is no such thing. That's why they call it a job.
A. Too Much Joy. The best band you've never heard of.
A. Miller's Crossing
A. The Wire
A. Cats, liquor, laziness, spiced with fiction and anarchy.
A. Demum, veniunt porci.
A. A warm Spring evening, a bottle of Glenmorangie, cats lounging on the deck, a latpop on my knees, my wife The Duchess laughing at something that happened on television.
A. Being trapped under something heavy and consumed by my adoring cats.
A. Right here. I am always where I want to be. Otherwise, I stand up and walk somewhere else. What am I, nuts?
A. Roman Emperors, Kings, that sort of thing.
A. "You Guys!" and "YOLO" are the mark of the avoided.
A. Not investing in Apple in 1996.
A. The ability to remake reality with my thoughts. Duh.
A. Learning how to play Led Zeppelin's "Rock N' Roll" on guitar.
A. Is this a job interview? I dunno. I care too much. I'm a perfectionist. The usual stuff people say in job interviews because saying I AM PERFECT AND I LOVE MYSELF is somehow frowned upon.
A. My awe inspiring humility. Also, my ability to drink liquor until everyone around me is dead from alcohol poisoning.
A. Is overall handsomeness a trait? No? Then possibly my thinning hair and pot belly.
A. Ridiculous questions apparently based on speed dating templates.
A. Playing guitar quite terribly.
A. Novelist Rock Star. I'd sing my novels and people would love it.
A. ability to drink like a sailor, profanity creativity, complete ambivalence about religion and politics.
A. "Back in Black", AC/DC; "Susquehana Hat Factory", Too Much Joy; "Thirteen", Big Star; "Bring the Noise", Public Enemy; "Pharaoh's Dance", Miles Davis
A. Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler Dashiell Hammett Jim Thompson Jack L. Chalker Chuck Palahniuk JRR Tolkien C.S. Lewis
A. This changes so often it's hard to pin down. The Big Sleep, The Killer Inside Me, Infinite Jest, To Kill a Mockingbird have all been on the list at some point.
A. Don't plan too much - leave room for sudden inspiration and left turns.
A. Who are you and why are you hiding in my closet.