A. If you can't do something smart, do something right.
A. A sense of humor. Fidelity. A capacity for forgiveness. So, what I'm looking for, basically, is a funny dog.
A. Ballroom dancing. I've tried several times and I just haven't been able to figure it out.
A. Failing to deliver on a promise. Also, those puppets in Rankin-Bass holiday specials.
A. On the beach in Turks & Caicos.