A. If you can't do something smart, do something right.
A. Based on what I've complained about today, the laziness of American automobile drivers who INSIST on parking as close to the store entrance as possible, no matter how much their behavior inconveniences others.
A. I've gotten pretty comfortable with myself. (See, it's a two-edged sort of thing.)
A. General Woundwort from Watership Down. He was so sure he was doing the right thing.
A. Failing to deliver on a promise. Also, those puppets in Rankin-Bass holiday specials.