A. "Don't pick it." My Mom told me that, and it applies to any number of situations.
A. That women's fiction is still -- still! -- considered less worthy than the stuff men writer. And that's if it's considered at all.
A. I am terrifically thin-skinned, and I hold grudges. So don't piss me off! Not even accidentally!
A. Being between books, and unable to find a good one.
A. I'm an excellent tipper, I know lots of dirty jokes, and I watch lots of bad reality TV. So if you're a struggling waitress who wants to talk about "America's Next Top Model," I'm your girl.