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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. De gustubus non est disputandem
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. My kids, named here as Rojo and The Grunch
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Slacking off in college.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. A big ole gnarly elephant. I spray water on everyone and if they didn't like it, I'd trample their little asses because I'm an ELEPHANT! Bwhaaaaaaa!