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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Do I Get More Than 8 Words?
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My name is Gabriella Garbage Truck, and I will now show everyone how to correctly answer a question. The trait that is most noticeable about me is that I am very organized and always right. Okay. See? Wasn't that easy? Now Jack – you answer the next question.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Vrooom! VROOOOM! ZOOOM! SCREEEEEECH! Yeah, this is kind of fun.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Smash! Crash! Oh, I'm sorry. What was the question again? Smash! Crash!
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. Pete! Stop dumping dirt on us! Dan said he liked to dump dirt the most. So I'm helping. You are not helping.
December 02, 2008Wow. Check this out. Exactly what you were hoping for – another website with blog postings. I was going to post about a piece of toast (just because it rhymes with post). But now I think I won't. Don't. That's the only other word I can think of that rhymes with "won't". I believe that all blogs should have at least one set of rhyming words. Just because. Does. Fuzz. Was.
November 17, 2008Have you ever had to kill a yak in the high Himalayas, and then eat its still-warm liver and eyeballs to survive? Well, I have . . . not . . . either. But I did see a guy on TV do that once. And boy, was it squishy.
I think it just goes to show – you never know what people do with their free time.
Myself, I like to enjoy a good nap, a swim, a bike ride, maybe another nap. Who doesn’t, right? But I also enjoy one pastime that I don’t really share with anyone else. And I don’t usually even tell anyone else.
It’s kind of a holdover from playing around as a... see more
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