Julie Linker

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Julie Linker
Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. "Dull women have immaculate houses." Or so I keep telling myself.

Q. What do you regret most?

A. Not breaking up with my college boyfriend waaaaaay sooner than I did.

Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?

A. People who are underdressed and/or inappropriately dressed. Yes, I'm talking about you, dude who showed up for his job interview in a HOODIE (and not even a nice hoodie--it was all frayed and faded). And you, soccer mom who lets your kids wear their soccer uniforms to Sunday morning mass. I get it. You have a game right after church. Change in the car. Jesus may not care what you look like, but I do.

Q. What’s your greatest fear?

A. I have lots of fears--heights, snakes, a psycho ax-murderer breaking into my house in the middle of the night.  But I think anyone who is a parent will tell you that their greatest fear is something happening to their child (ren).  When I put things like being scared of the ferris wheel at the county fair in context with something happening to my daughter, there's no comparison.

Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?

A. "Do you know what I mean?"

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