My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Dull women have immaculate houses." Or so I keep telling myself.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Singing. I've always, always wished I could be even a mediocre singer. The sound of nails on a chalkboard is preferable to my singing voice. It's THAT bad.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Not breaking up with my college boyfriend waaaaaay sooner than I did.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I'm always 5 to 10 minutes late. For everything. Always.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. I don't mind being bossed around.