My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Dull women have immaculate houses." Or so I keep telling myself.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My complete and total klutziness. I'm always tripping, spilling various food/drink items, and dropping stuff.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Not breaking up with my college boyfriend waaaaaay sooner than I did.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who are underdressed and/or inappropriately dressed. Yes, I'm talking about you, dude who showed up for his job interview in a HOODIE (and not even a nice hoodie--it was all frayed and faded). And you, soccer mom who lets your kids wear their soccer uniforms to Sunday morning mass. I get it. You have a game right after church. Change in the car. Jesus may not care what you look like, but I do.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?