A. "Dull women have immaculate houses." Or so I keep telling myself.
A. My complete and total klutziness. I'm always tripping, spilling various food/drink items, and dropping stuff.
A. I have lots of fears--heights, snakes, a psycho ax-murderer breaking into my house in the middle of the night. But I think anyone who is a parent will tell you that their greatest fear is something happening to their child (ren). When I put things like being scared of the ferris wheel at the county fair in context with something happening to my daughter, there's no comparison.
A. Singing. I've always, always wished I could be even a mediocre singer. The sound of nails on a chalkboard is preferable to my singing voice. It's THAT bad.
A. I'm always 5 to 10 minutes late. For everything. Always.