My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. "Dull women have immaculate houses." Or so I keep telling myself.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Chocolate, no contest. Preferably dark.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who are underdressed and/or inappropriately dressed. Yes, I'm talking about you, dude who showed up for his job interview in a HOODIE (and not even a nice hoodie--it was all frayed and faded). And you, soccer mom who lets your kids wear their soccer uniforms to Sunday morning mass. I get it. You have a game right after church. Change in the car. Jesus may not care what you look like, but I do.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. Not breaking up with my college boyfriend waaaaaay sooner than I did.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My complete and total klutziness. I'm always tripping, spilling various food/drink items, and dropping stuff.