A. "Dull women have immaculate houses." Or so I keep telling myself.
A. I have lots of fears--heights, snakes, a psycho ax-murderer breaking into my house in the middle of the night. But I think anyone who is a parent will tell you that their greatest fear is something happening to their child (ren). When I put things like being scared of the ferris wheel at the county fair in context with something happening to my daughter, there's no comparison.
A. Chocolate, no contest. Preferably dark.
A. My complete and total klutziness. I'm always tripping, spilling various food/drink items, and dropping stuff.
A. Singing. I've always, always wished I could be even a mediocre singer. The sound of nails on a chalkboard is preferable to my singing voice. It's THAT bad.