Why You Shouldn't Divorce a Polynesian Volcano Goddess
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. The T-Rex from Jurassic Park (I promise this is my last dinosaur reference).
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. Probably a penguin. For the hilarity. And I'd save a fortune on tux rentals during wedding season.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. South Beach, Miami. Or in Hawaii, learning (of failing to learn) how to surf
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. I shot a -10 playing Wii Golf last week. Also, publishing a novel.