Why You Shouldn't Divorce a Polynesian Volcano Goddess
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Grocery shopping. IT'S THE WORST.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. I shot a -10 playing Wii Golf last week. Also, publishing a novel.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. That ABC hasn't cast me as the next Bachelor yet.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Loyalty, a sense of humor, and the ability to teleport.