The Unwind Dystology
Q. What do you regret most?
A. That I gave up my promising career as a professional hacky sack player to pursue higher education.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Everything, but especially my sense of modesty.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Gaston from Beauty & the Beast. Wait, he wasn't real?
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Loyalty, a sense of humor, and the ability to teleport.