Why You Shouldn't Divorce a Polynesian Volcano Goddess
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Grocery shopping. IT'S THE WORST.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. South Beach, Miami. Or in Hawaii, learning (of failing to learn) how to surf
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My long arms. I have the wingspan of a small pterodactyl.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Surfing, brah.