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Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Loyalty, a sense of humor, and the ability to teleport.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Happiness is a seat at an open-air restaurant on Ocean Drive in South Beach, Miami. And a large mojito.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sushi, specifically any form of spicy maki--spicy tuna, yellowtail jalapeno, shrimp tempura...
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Surfing, brah.