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Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Author. But if I can't choose my actual profession, I'd go with pumpkin farmer or traveling "food journalist" for the Travel Channel or Food Network.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Grocery shopping. IT'S THE WORST.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Gaston from Beauty & the Beast. Wait, he wasn't real?
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. I play a lot of Wii Golf. Does that count?