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Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Happiness is a seat at an open-air restaurant on Ocean Drive in South Beach, Miami. And a large mojito.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. That I gave up my promising career as a professional hacky sack player to pursue higher education.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. That ABC hasn't cast me as the next Bachelor yet.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. "Manage." "Flames." "The."