The Unwind Dystology
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My long arms. I have the wingspan of a small pterodactyl.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Loyalty, a sense of humor, and the ability to teleport.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sushi, specifically any form of spicy maki--spicy tuna, yellowtail jalapeno, shrimp tempura...
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Happiness is a seat at an open-air restaurant on Ocean Drive in South Beach, Miami. And a large mojito.