Why You Shouldn't Divorce a Polynesian Volcano Goddess
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My long arms. I have the wingspan of a small pterodactyl.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Loyalty, a sense of humor, and the ability to teleport.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Grocery shopping. IT'S THE WORST.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I don't take questionnaires seriously enough.