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Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Author. But if I can't choose my actual profession, I'd go with pumpkin farmer or traveling "food journalist" for the Travel Channel or Food Network.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. I play a lot of Wii Golf. Does that count?
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. The T-Rex from Jurassic Park (I promise this is my last dinosaur reference).
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I don't take questionnaires seriously enough.