The Unwind Dystology
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. I play a lot of Wii Golf. Does that count?
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. That ABC hasn't cast me as the next Bachelor yet.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Christopher Columbus:
"The good news? You're going to have a holiday named after you! The bad news? People will only care because it means they get a three-day weekend."
"You might want to catch the matinee instead."
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. My grandparents. They've all lived incredible lives.