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A. I shot a -10 playing Wii Golf last week. Also, publishing a novel.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
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Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Surfing, brah.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. That I gave up my promising career as a professional hacky sack player to pursue higher education.