My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Dignity is over-rated.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I'd be a great story, shared by millions of readers.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Bagels and cream cheese.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. I'd be an artist--which is a laugh since I can't draw a stick dog.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. I'd learn to dance--really well.