My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Try to use good words, like 'slubberdegullion' whenever possible.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Too cheerful. It's annoying, even to me. Like living with a giant labradoodle.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. The good guys, of course, not the bad guys.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. I like a good plate of sauteed spinach. Suits my Puritan anhedonic cult of self-denial.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. If I could only make just the right speech, world peace would result. Grandiose enough?