My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Try to use good words, like 'slubberdegullion' whenever possible.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. Right here with you.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. You have to ask? You don't know? Don't you see that right away?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. I like a good plate of sauteed spinach. Suits my Puritan anhedonic cult of self-denial.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Faster writer. The writer-equivalent of someone who swallows swords. Flaming swords. On a tightrope. Wearing spangles. Upside down.