My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. when the croutons are gone, the salad is finished
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. potato chips
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. oh man, this is the part where I have to remember whose alive and whose dead . . .
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. i am extremely happy inhabiting a human female form, but having thinner thighs would be nice
Q. What do you regret most?
A. i have only slight regret for my wasted, and I do mean wasted, youth.