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Kelly Simmons

Kelly Simmons is a former journalist and advertising creative director specializing in marketing to women. She lives with her family outside Philadelphia. Please visit her website at ByKellySimmons.com.
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Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. when the croutons are gone, the salad is finished

Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?

A. i am extremely happy inhabiting a human female form, but having thinner thighs would be nice

Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?

A. potato chips

Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?

A. the ability to find humor in even the sickest situation

Q. What do you regret most?

A. i have only slight regret for my wasted, and I do mean wasted, youth.

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