My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. when the croutons are gone, the salad is finished
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. a cup of coffee and three laps: one for a computer, one for a child, and one for a cat
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. i am extremely happy inhabiting a human female form, but having thinner thighs would be nice
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Jesus, don't tell me you made man first. I don't buy it.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?