Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My apparent normality.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. My patience.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. I'm irritated by far too many things to choose just one.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. I'd like to be a gifted accountant. I hear there's money in it.