My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Do More With Your Dog!®
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Salsa. Seriously, it's the perfect sustanance. It's a food, it's a drink... maybe a few chips to sprinkle in it, and I'm set.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Dog mushing!
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. "Dude, you won't BELIEVE the stuff we invented in the future!"
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Ooh... villains... boo!