My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Who ate all the chocolate?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Chocolate ginger biscuits. Yum!
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. I'd love to be able to illustrate my picture books, but I can't draw for toffee. If I try and draw a pig it looks like a worm.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. There's a scream. The cat digs its claws into my knee. I jump up. My book falls in the fire. I run to see what the scream was. The burning book falls out of the fire onto the carpet...
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I'd like to be a crocodiddleotamus.