A. Who ate all the chocolate?
A. Chocolate ginger biscuits. Yum!
A. There's a scream. The cat digs its claws into my knee. I jump up. My book falls in the fire. I run to see what the scream was. The burning book falls out of the fire onto the carpet...
A. I'd love to be able to illustrate my picture books, but I can't draw for toffee. If I try and draw a pig it looks like a worm.
A. Mobile phones. They just never stop beeping or nattering.