My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Suicide by media can take a lifetime.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Dogs and dirt.
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. To Clark Kent: "Grow a pair, and you won't ever need the the tights and cape."
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Long haul trucker.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Iago (Othello)