A. Never cook naked.
A. Chipmunks. You have to live as rurally as Bruce and I do to understand.
A. Impatience. Move on.
A. Can't. Food writer, after all. If I had to eat only one thing, there would be no "rest of your days."
A. I went to college at 16 and graduated three years later. I don't know that that's an achievement. Mostly, it left me dazed and lost.