A. Never cook naked.
A. I went to college at 16 and graduated three years later. I don't know that that's an achievement. Mostly, it left me dazed and lost.
A. My birth mother. She saw that she couldn't provide for me and gave me up for adoption. I can't imagine making that choice.
A. Right now, the sarcastic "really?" It's got to stop. Really.
A. I laugh a lot. Is that a trait? Or a tic?