Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. This is a question for beauty contestants, isn't it, and I'm supposed to say world peace. However, if that's not possible, then I'd be thrilled with a cup holder for my car. I frequently yearn for a latte, but all attempts to transport one from the cafe to my home have proved disastrous. I also have ideas about cloning my dead dog. I saw part of that Stephen King movie about the dog that comes back to life, so I'm apprehensive about trying the U-Kan-Clone! kit that I bought from an infomercial. What was the question again?
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Just one? Speaking Esperanto, in case we achieve world peace and want to communicate with a common language.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. My greatest flaw is not being able to answer questions seriously.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. It goes without saying that my greatest fears are having a hot latte spill while I'm driving and unleashing a pack of rabid cloned dogs upon the world.