A. I don't have one yet, but I hope to clone non-psychopathic dogs and be the world's first Esperanto talk show host.
A. It would have to be Fanny Price from "Mansfield Park," because she never takes advantage of her fabulous name.
A. It goes without saying that my greatest fears are having a hot latte spill while I'm driving and unleashing a pack of rabid cloned dogs upon the world.
A. My fantasy profession is being a successful writer. It's a remarkably vivid fantasy --- I even imagine that my novels are on bookshelves. I'm considering stalking myself, but I don't know if I really can commit the time and effort.