A. This is a question for beauty contestants, isn't it, and I'm supposed to say world peace. However, if that's not possible, then I'd be thrilled with a cup holder for my car. I frequently yearn for a latte, but all attempts to transport one from the cafe to my home have proved disastrous. I also have ideas about cloning my dead dog. I saw part of that Stephen King movie about the dog that comes back to life, so I'm apprehensive about trying the U-Kan-Clone! kit that I bought from an infomercial. What was the question again?
A. Benjamin Franklin, because I've beeen shocked by electricity, too.
A. I don't have one yet, but I hope to clone non-psychopathic dogs and be the world's first Esperanto talk show host.
A. I'm told by reliable sources that my best quality is that I sometimes go away.