Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. My greatest flaw is not being able to answer questions seriously.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. My words and I frequently do.
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Benjamin Franklin, because I've beeen shocked by electricity, too.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. It goes without saying that my greatest fears are having a hot latte spill while I'm driving and unleashing a pack of rabid cloned dogs upon the world.