Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. Benjamin Franklin, because I've beeen shocked by electricity, too.
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. This is a question for beauty contestants, isn't it, and I'm supposed to say world peace. However, if that's not possible, then I'd be thrilled with a cup holder for my car. I frequently yearn for a latte, but all attempts to transport one from the cafe to my home have proved disastrous. I also have ideas about cloning my dead dog. I saw part of that Stephen King movie about the dog that comes back to life, so I'm apprehensive about trying the U-Kan-Clone! kit that I bought from an infomercial. What was the question again?
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. I asked my husband, but he doesn't recall.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. I admire my husband for his ability to go into a fugue state when I begin to speak.