Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. My fantasy profession is being a successful writer. It's a remarkably vivid fantasy --- I even imagine that my novels are on bookshelves. I'm considering stalking myself, but I don't know if I really can commit the time and effort.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Sense of humor, intelligence, and understanding the importance of cars with cup holders.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. My words and I frequently do.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. I'm told by reliable sources that my best quality is that I sometimes go away.