A. My fantasy profession is being a successful writer. It's a remarkably vivid fantasy --- I even imagine that my novels are on bookshelves. I'm considering stalking myself, but I don't know if I really can commit the time and effort.
A. My favorite pet pea is the Fruit of the Loom pea in his green felt costume. I love those guys!
A. It would have to be Fanny Price from "Mansfield Park," because she never takes advantage of her fabulous name.
A. My words and I frequently do.