Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. I could never choose just five. I'll stick with the Beatles, Grateful Dead, and Bob Dylan if pressed, but that just seems silly.
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People being stupid.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Survivng this long with my sarcastic sense of humor.