MOTHERSHIP: Teen Pregnancy in Outer Space!
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My stunning good looks.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Toss up between being a concert pianist or a Major League pitcher.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Survivng this long with my sarcastic sense of humor.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. In grad school people thought I used the word "melee" too often. I respectfully disagree.