A. A pet is for life. Even the demanding ones.
A. At home is fine by me.
A. Winston Churchill once said that a dog looks up to a man, but a pig looks a man in the eye. I would like to go back in time and suggest that he adds 'and steals his place on the sofa.'
A. Captain Ahab. I know how it feels to be pitted against great beasts.
A. Someone who knew about pig-keeping when my wife suggested a pair would make good pets.