A. A pet is for life. Even the demanding ones.
A. Someone who knew about pig-keeping when my wife suggested a pair would make good pets.
A. Going to bed without having to set the alarm clock.
A. Winston Churchill once said that a dog looks up to a man, but a pig looks a man in the eye. I would like to go back in time and suggest that he adds 'and steals his place on the sofa.'
A. I listen to music while I write, but never take it in.