A. Work to live, don't live to work.
A. I have too many! Reading, painting, walking, shooting . . . too many!
A. Perfection is a campfire by a Dartmoor stream, cooking wild rabbit or pigeon with my family, drinking pints of King & Barnes Old Ale, before a large shot of Stroh Inländer Rom in a hot chocolate (or Grappa in a strong espresso) and sleeping in a bivvy bag, knowing that tomorrow I can go shooting and fishing, and for the first time ever, I will catch a fish. And a good thirty mile walk over the moors. And tomorrow night going to Piacenza and eating a pizza from Fratelli Bufalla. Can I go, now?
A. Stir fry with chillis!
A. Flashman . . . or Pratchett's Commander Vimes.