Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My sturdy hump/willingness to look the other way when my neighbors start moonshine stills in their backyards
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At the UN, accepting an award for being the greatest person in human history