Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Losing everything
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Where do I begin?
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My sturdy hump/willingness to look the other way when my neighbors start moonshine stills in their backyards