Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. In my book I describe perfect happiness as drinking the still-warm blood of my friends from the hollowed-out skulls of my enemies. So I'm going to go with either that or hugging a newborn kitten.
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. Where do I begin?
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. To paraphrase Woody Allen, my only regret in life is that I am not someone else
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. my dad