Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. To paraphrase Woody Allen, my only regret in life is that I am not someone else
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Hitlertastic, ungrammaticaliciousness and the
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered", "Everyday Struggle", "Too Much Tenderness", "Be My Wife", "These Days"
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. honesty, a sense of humor and being able to hold your whiskey