A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
A. To paraphrase Woody Allen, my only regret in life is that I am not someone else
A. Franklin Delano Roosevelt: "How's your hammer hanging?" Alternately I might just make small talk about the weather or baseball statistics. I've always wanted to ask our greatest President what he thinks about the White Sox's bullpen or if it might rain.
A. Presidents who aren't adept at making small talk