Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. my terrible posture and air of ineffable sadness
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Presidents who aren't adept at making small talk
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Franklin Delano Roosevelt: "How's your hammer hanging?" Alternately I might just make small talk about the weather or baseball statistics. I've always wanted to ask our greatest President what he thinks about the White Sox's bullpen or if it might rain.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?