Vote MY YEAR OF FLOPS by Nathan Rabin
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education. Ain't no need in y'all treating me this way
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Presidents who aren't adept at making small talk
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. If I could change the channel on the TV without actually getting up and doing so manually, that would be almost inconceivably awesome.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. Hitlertastic, ungrammaticaliciousness and the
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. At the UN, accepting an award for being the greatest person in human history