P. W. Catanese
Interestingly, the letters in "P. W. Catanese" can be rearranged to spell "want escape?" Paul figures that's why people read books like his.
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I think I have a new motto every day.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. Hopefully my imagination.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Either speaking lots of languages or playing lots of instruments.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. A sense of humor, a good heart, a curious mind
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who are rude to waiters