P. W. Catanese
Interestingly, the letters in "P. W. Catanese" can be rearranged to spell "want escape?" Paul figures that's why people read books like his.
My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. I think I have a new motto every day.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. Either speaking lots of languages or playing lots of instruments.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. I also do some cartooning. Lots of fun.
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Three pretty awesome kids.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Always loved Dracula!