My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Live your life in more than eight words.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I can be a THING? This is blowing my mind. Why would I want to become a THING? Am I a talking thing? Do I feel? Or am I like, a remote control? Okay, I'll be a color. I'll be purple. "What happened to Pam? I haven't seen her lately." "Oh, she turned into a color. See? She's everywhere." "Hmm. That's not a good color on her."
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. I wish I knew how to write a song. It does seem like magic to me. How do you guys hear notes in your head?
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Professional Karaoke Joint Superstar with a sold-out world tour
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My brain is holding onto all the useless crap yours had the good sense to forget.