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My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Live your life in more than eight words.
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Aimless whistling. Why does everybody else have to hear your not-song just because you've got nothing better to do?
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. "The Good Life" -- Weezer, "Idioteque" -- Radiohead, "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow," "Distractions" -- Zero 7, "It's Oh So Quiet" -- Bjork, and like, three hundred other songs. This is an impossible for me.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Getting struck by lightning at the same moment I'm drowning in a lake of doll heads.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. I know this from what people say when they're mocking me. "Oh, I see."