My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Live your life in more than eight words.
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Professional Karaoke Joint Superstar with a sold-out world tour
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. Aimless whistling. Why does everybody else have to hear your not-song just because you've got nothing better to do?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. French Fries. I think I already do this.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. My brain is holding onto all the useless crap yours had the good sense to forget.