My Life in 8 Words
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Live your life in more than eight words.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Be funny, respectful and kind.
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I'm not sure, but I do know that most people will have known me for like, six months before one day they're standing next to me and suddenly realize, "Whoa! You are SHORT! I had no idea!" My secret: big shoes, bigger personality. ... I think that's also Pee-Wee Herman's secret, but whatever.
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. I can be a THING? This is blowing my mind. Why would I want to become a THING? Am I a talking thing? Do I feel? Or am I like, a remote control? Okay, I'll be a color. I'll be purple. "What happened to Pam? I haven't seen her lately." "Oh, she turned into a color. See? She's everywhere." "Hmm. That's not a good color on her."
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Ponyboy Curtis