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Paul Pickering

Paul Pickering is the author of four novels: Charlie Peace, The Blue Gate of Babylon, Perfect English, and Wild About Harry. He lives in London, where he is a columnist for the London Times.
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My Life in 8 Words

Author Revealed

Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. Jump!

Q. What’s your greatest flaw?

A. Impatience.

Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?

A. Honey roast banker.

Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?

A. At present Prince Myshkin in Dostoyevsky's The Idiot

Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?

A. The incineration of infants described as collateral damage.

Author Voices

February 02, 2012

 

            ‘I say, Holmes,’ said Dr Watson, opening his morning paper with a cheerful flourish as the sun angled in through the chintz curtains at 22b Baker Street. ‘I say, now that it’s all over, didn’t the taking of this Obama...drat... I mean Bin Laden chappie, fill you with patriotic pride? I remember when I was up on the pass, dodging the Jezzail bullets. And when that Gaddafi chappie bought it too? And now some Iranian nuclear Johnny has been shown the celestial door.’

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August 02, 2011

Trout Taliban

First choose an overcast day to fish by a river such as the Oxus. On such a day the trout will rise more swiftly.

It will also be less likely that you will be blown out of your flip-flops by a Hell-fire missile.

Such things spoil a day’s fishing. So send your brother mujahedeen to the top of the nearest hill to watch and listen.

Trust in Allah, peace be unto him, but bait your hook with fat worms.

As you sit by the bank make sure a fire of dried wood is burning down to grey ashes.

When you have four trout it is time to cook.

Take four sheets of a newspaper. Infidel... see more

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