A. Don't mess with Alternate-Side-of-the-Street Parking, and everything else will work itself out.
A. My eyebrows have not yet gone gray. I focus on them when I look in the mirror, and so should you.
A. Plato, because he wrote in a cave and had a cool molding toy named after him.
A. Paid retired astronaut.
A. See three questions above this. Ow!