A. Don't mess with Alternate-Side-of-the-Street Parking, and everything else will work itself out.
A. See three questions above this. Ow!
A. Where the people are. Dancin', walkin'. (Also, Cabo San Lucas.)
A. Pulchritude, indefatigability, insouciance. I think. I have to look them up first.
A. Oscar Schmultz. I made him up when I was a kid. You would like him, I think.