A. Don't mess with Alternate-Side-of-the-Street Parking, and everything else will work itself out.
A. Avocado salad with tahini dressing. Wait. Sorry. Just had a bit of a spell. Chocolate chocolate-chip ice cream.
A. See three questions above this. Ow!
A. Harold Camping. Because the mere mention of his name makes people laugh.
A. Sleeping. Is there anything else?