Are Those Elf Ears, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sal's mushroom pizza.
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. "Ride a White Swan" by T. Rex, "Prettiest Star" by David Bowie, "Tangerine" by Led Zeppelin, "Spaceball Ricochet" by T. Rex, "Bring it on Home to Me" by Sam Cooke
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. Open Mike Host
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Waking up and being able to write or paint every day (and taking the occasional break to pet my beloved Chihuahua, Reverend Jen Junior.) Also, collecting large royalty checks in order to fund this lifestyle.