Are Those Elf Ears, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. My elf ears. In the dark, my voice.
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. The Fonz
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Sal's mushroom pizza.
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. The State Mental Hospital